Notable Poker Quotes

"There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them."

“The name of the game is no-limit Texas Hold’em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.”

"There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them."

-Mike Matusow

"Why do the pushing when the donkey will do the pulling?"

“The name of the game is no-limit Texas Hold’em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.”

"There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them."

-Daniel Negreanu

“The name of the game is no-limit Texas Hold’em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.”

“The name of the game is no-limit Texas Hold’em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.”

“The name of the game is no-limit Texas Hold’em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.”

-Mike Sexton

"Poker is war. People pretend it is a game."

"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time."

“The name of the game is no-limit Texas Hold’em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.”

-Doyle Brunson

"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time."

"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time."

"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time."

-Phil Hellmuth

“Just play every hand, you can’t miss them all.”

"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time."

"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time."

-Sammy Farha

"Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker."

"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"

"Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker."

-Amarillo Slim

"Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game."

"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"

"Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker."

-James Attucher

"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"

"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"

"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"

-Unknown

"Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing!"

"Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing!"

"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"

-Dutch Boyd

"Boom! 9-high like a boss!"

"Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing!"

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."

-William Kassouf

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."

"Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing!"

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."

-Fast Eddie Felson

(Paul Newman)